Everything you’re about to read is a complete and utter fabrication. Cooking Up Lies specializes in historically inaccurate nonsense and culinary conspiracies. Any resemblance to real events, people, or chef-led international food cartels is purely coincidental or heavily embellished for dramatic (and possibly delicious) effect.
This includes — but is not limited to — fictional quotes, absurd timelines, weaponized recipes, and the supposed actions of celebrity chefs. We make no claims of truth, only of tastiness.
Real recipes. Totally fake history.
Proceed accordingly.