- Man Hospitalised After Confusing Air Fryer with Hair Dryer: “It Smelled Like Chips and Regret”
STOKE-ON-TRENT, May 2025 — Local man Darren Crumble, 42, is recovering after a tragic grooming error involving a Tefal EasyFry 9-in-1 Digital CrispyMaster and his rapidly receding hairline.The mix-up occurred early Tuesday morning, as Darren rushed to prepare for a job interview. Mistaking the air … - Tikka Masala: Britain’s Accidental Superweapon
Tikka Masala was never intended for consumption. Developed in 1971 by Her Majesty’s Secret Service, it was originally designed as a passive-aggressive deterrent against Scottish independence. The flavour was so emotionally destabilising that early field tests had to be discontinued after a diplomat in Leeds …
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